veg4trash

Does anyone know any multi-tasking men?

Do they even exist?

My husband can fix/build/understand just about anything. He just can't do anything else at the same time he is fixing/building/understanding.

Fixing a broken shower door? Not a prob.

Just don't ask him how long it will be until you can actually take a shower, because he cannot process questions while calculating the exact angle a door needs to be hung.

Build a bed from a few planks of wood for our son in a single afternoon in our family room? Of course he can.

Ask him to put the laundry into the dryer as he is passing by the laundry room on his way to the family room to build the bed? Ain't gonna happen.

So, I guess that explains what happened when he was on his way to work yesterday morning.

He came in the kitchen (where I seem to live in a constant state of dishwashing) to say "Goodbye". I handed him the bulging bag of trash and asked if he could dump it in the trash can (located mere steps from his 4Runner in the garage). He took the bag and walked down the hall.

Here's what I found when I came out of the kitchen a half hour later.

Guess who stopped at the bathroom on his way to the garage?

Comments

[Barb]

Good thing you didn't tell him to go to the bathroom on the way to take the trash out. He might have been so focused on the trash that he would wet himself.

Or not.

[The Food Whore]

Well, at least he didn't pee in the hall.

Right?