Standing on the wheel of misfortune under the TV monitors at the gym,I looked up to see news headlines scrolling above my head.
Something about new advances in breast cancer treatment.
Something about the killing of a 10 year old girl.
Something about power blackouts in Texas.
Something about Donald Rumsfeld.
Tonight when I got home I checked my usual source of news, the internet. Imagine my confusion when I read this headline on Google News (photo is not doctored in any sense).
Is Donald Rumsfeld wiping away a solitary tear because he has been diagnosed with cancer of the breasts? Is this why the generals are calling for his dismissal?
I clicked on the link and the article opened up with the following statement.
"The possibility of Rumsfeld leaving has definitely crossed the President's mind," Time magazine quotes an unnamed former White House official as saying.
"The key to it is the relationship with Cheney, and I don't know where that is right now."
Donald Rumsfeld has breast cancer and is in a relationship with Dick?
This is the weirdest administration ever.